I don't understand...

1) Mom's who urge their kids to pee faster just because papa wait kar rahen hain
2) Professors who author books and then say " I guess it says....so because..well...umm..." when asked a doubt
3) Vodafone spending obscene amounts on red hoardings by selling a few of their network towers
4) Jaya taking offense on being asked to clean the bathroom (after a bakshish of Rs. 10 and a pair of sequined chappals)
5) Literate people with 27 items in their cart standing at a billing counter meant for "LESS THAN 10 ITEMS ONLY"
6) Autos with golden glitter seats and enough music equipment for the New Year's eve.